Due to some requests I have decided to type out the story of my Saturday-Monday, which entails the punch, as well as the dog bite. I will be changing all names of people so as not to indicate anyone. So here goes, the story starts about a month ago when I went over to a friend’s house one Friday night. I went over because my friend Fred was there and had told me I should come by. When I got there I noticed that Petunia, a girl I work, also happened to be there. She is not my favorite person, but whatever. So we played a game of King’s Cup then Fred and I left to go get a drink at a bar. Now Petunia was not happy because she has wanted Fred’s nuts for a long time and apparently was thinking that maybe she would be getting some that night. Now I will pause to say that everyone has indicated that her feeling like this is a bit ridiculous, Fred had never shown any interest in Petunia. Anyway, she became very unhappy about this whole situation and has not spoken to me since that night.
Fast forward to this past weekend. One of my co-workers decided that we should have a work party. I knew that Petunia and her little posse would be there so I was apprehensive about this, but decided to see how it would go anyway. I figured there would be drama, but did not realize to what extent. I spent the entire night avoiding the bitches as I just wanted to avoid any confrontation. Somehow we all ended up in the kitchen and from what I recall this is what happened. Petunia said something that she thought I should agree with, I just looked at her like I’m not going to agree with you and next thing I knew I was getting punched by her cousin. Long story short the bitches got kicked out of the house as soon as the punch went down, but of course that is not the end. Everyone at work knows about the whole thing, I have heard a number of different stories. I heard that Petunia was talking shit about me the whole night leading up to the party, calling me a bitch blah blah blah. I heard that I pushed her cousin and that is why I got punched, which is false. I am sure that the rumors will continue, especially since one of my friends wants to start a rumor that I want round 2, also false.
Now for the dog bite. I ran down to work Monday morning to change my availability for next month. I was on my way home and running in the 1600 block of 7th avenue when two dogs ran at me and started jumping on me. I was screaming and one of the dogs bit me. I yelled at the woman then had an emotional breakdown and walked home crying. My leg bruised and swelled up so I went to the health center that afternoon to have it checked out. They have to report any animal bites to animal control. The next morning an animal control officer came and took my statement. He went down and quarantined the dog. He found that the dog did not have its rabies vaccinations. The owners got cited for vicious dog, lack of shots, and lack of tags. Hopefully I will not start foaming at the mouth, but you never know. Also, if the owners plead not-guilty to the vicious dog charge I will have to go to municipal court to testify, I’m pretty sure they would have to be pretty dumb not to plead guilty, but we’ll just see what happens.
And that is the story.